July 29, 2005, 2:13 p.m. (Message 41831)
The definitive song concerning this has been recorded by a Canadian relative (by marriage I'm relieved to say) of mine - Craig Downie of Toronto Band "Enter the Haggis". If you do not wish to hear any more of this avoid - http://www.rambles.net/enterhaggis_iview.html -- Bryan McAlister