Surely one has to accept that your average menial person,
innured to a life of penury and hardship, enlivened only by the odd reel
in the kitchen to the strains of a fiddle or cornpipe,
constantly brow beaten on the Sabbath day by self righteous beetle
browed meenisters of the kirk,
could, on a dark windy night and with their eyes closed, guarantee to
hit any one within 20 yards with the contents of their masters chamber
pot whether inside or outside.