Even though this is already 3 April, I feel finally compelled to follow up
on all the dancing-dog stories:
- When and where can I expect to come across dancing dogs?
- How do I ask a dog to dance? Do I say "Come!" and "Sit!" ??
- Or do I just take her by the hand, or by the scruff of the neck? After
all, some come close to doing it that way now, with a human partner!
- Will a dog ever ask me?
Will some expert on dance-floor etiquette please enlighten us?